Welcome to the 'Shire

Do you like hobbits? This is our friend, Jered. Yes, he's single.

The 'Shire. Come out and play!

Meet Jered, aka JERBEAR

  • Loves the Grateful Dead

  • Got hit by a moped in Morocco

  • Is a nihilist

  • Is a connoisseur of fine boats

  • Has a pet iguana named Honeybun

  • Has an adequately sized penis

  • Has explored the beaches from La Jolla to Leo Carillo, but Pismo holds a special place in his heart

  • Is an expert in Geogramic Informatics Services (GIS)

See, hobbits and dwarves get along!

Jered drinks big boy margaritas. Sugar, not salt đŸ˜‰